Some observations of the Presidential Election
1. Hillary looks like she taught herself to smile...like a blind man teaches himself to paint: either way, it doesn't really work..(but no one mentions it, out of politeness) Is this our next President? 2. Barack sounds like a preacher..who only read the Cliff's Notes version of the Bible. He talks a lot, but says very little (But don't you just love him, anyway?) (It's him) 3. John McCain is going out of his way to "Prove he's a Conservative"...like Ru Paul going out of (his/her/its) way to "Prove he's a woman" 4. Mike Huckleberry...uh..Huck-a- BEE ..is still "In it to win It"..although, he wouldn't get enough delegates to his side unless the NY Times finds Jimmy Hoffa's skull buried in McCain's yard. 5. Bill Clinton's nose is twice it's original size..and 2 more shades of red..since he left office. Then Now 6. George H. W. Bush has endorsed Sen. McCain, calling him a "True Conservative "...which is...